dont like people or you will get feelings and die
according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are
(drum role please)
a total of 276 different ships
on the most recent update, uh, there was 276 different HAAs
oh come on
throw in another 10 pre-scratch trolls, 24 troll ancestors, 45 lusii*, 8 human ancestors, two dads, two colonel sassacres, becquerel, gcat, an unknown first guardian, doc scratch, lord english, the felt minus snowman, 16 dersite agents, 16 black and white monarchs, 34 denizens, jadesprite, davesprite, doomed rose, the autoresponder, doomed john, doomed vriska and (jack, karkat, terezi, gamzee, sollux, kanaya), doomed slick, doomed quarters, wv, ar, pm, serenity, secret wizard, mushroom farmer, crumplehat, casey, secret wizard, maplehoof, mini maplehoof, jaspers, mutie, halley, squarewave, sawtooth, brobot, ms paint, andrew hussie
* feferi and the condesce shared a lusus; the signless and the handmaid never had one
that’s about 233 unique characters whose existence has at least been implied
who can be shipped in 27028 ♥ pairs
if we acknowledge the fact that people ship humans in alien romances we’d have to add another 27028 ♠ and 54056 ♦ pairs (because moirallegiance isn’t commutative)
from among n characters we can select n(n-1)/2 pairs to be auspisticized between, and (n-2) auspistices, giving us 6243468 ♣ triplets
total ships: 6351580
Six Million, Three Hundred And Fifty-One Thousand, Five Hundred And Eighty Ships
including stuff like “jadesprite ♦ pre-scratch goatdad” and “post-scratch colonel sassacre ♣ secret wizard and mushroom farmer”
you’re welcome
holy—
homestuck is a good webcomic
If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.
always reblog
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Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you see the spelling mistake in this post.
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Because why not for giggles.
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pumpkinpasties-and-jammiedodgers:
Multi-awarded actress Maggie Smith was halfway through her cancer treatment when she made Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, starring as Professor Minerva McGonagall.
“I was hairless. I had no problem getting the wig on. I was like a boiled egg,” she said.
The chemotherapy was, she said, “something that makes you feel much worse than the cancer itself”. “You feel horribly sick. I was holding on to railings, thinking ‘I can’t do this’,” she said.
But she insisted she will “stagger through” the final Harry Potter film, The Deathly Hallows. Let’s just pause and ponder on how awesome this woman is, a true Gryffindor.
I will never not reblog this. This woman is my hero. I’ve seen what my mom went through with chemo. To go through it and still put on such a moving performance is something she should be very proud of.
So much love and respect for this woman <3 :)
